HAHA.. Had to put this up...

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» Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which
» created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
» which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad
» breath. This made him.... what?

(This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.