How to look like a fag!

Damnit!!..
The problem with gaining weight is.. it makes u look fat!..
What the hell... astute.. very astute of me.. I must be a genius..

I shaved today... And like every normal shave,this shave to was supposed to go around my lil'excuse for a goatee... a podgy face and long hair necessitates some facial hair, in order to avoid looking like a chick... (I had to admit it sometime..)

oh.. yeh... so the damn goatee gets messed up... and I am now clean shaven, and look like a fuckin drag queen..

Boyish face!.. BAH!.. From Rugged Bearded Manly guy to Fag in one shave..

Damn you Gillette.. Damn you!